Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

Polish Tool

Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.

Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."

by da_OG_PH_69 November 21, 2022

Dean Toole

MIND DEAL

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole

by Island Fights February 2, 2022

accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.

I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.

by Tapinix July 9, 2021

tool box

a fraternity house

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."

by Dubizzle March 18, 2009

tool barn

n. variation of tool shed

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.

by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006

tool bag

A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.

Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"

by BurninPanda April 6, 2005