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thick friends

by Cmesen3248 March 18, 2021
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thick

by nfuvhfjvhsdhcdohc November 24, 2019
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Sloppy thick

A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way
Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.
by Pr355PLAY November 2, 2019
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take a thick L

when you destroy some nub in videogames you say take a thick L n00b lel lol!
DestructinatorYT (who you should totally subscribe to): *kills n00b* TAKE A THICK L YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT
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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
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rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...
Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead
by NOON RAT October 19, 2020
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Thick

A girl who’s has a lot of meat on her body but isn’t too fat!
Damn she’s thick!
by Tyroneeeee77 January 22, 2018
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