pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

Sword

Cannot take rape jokes
Ps. probably was raped?

not this cunt Sword, this guy's a fag

by not this guy, that guy June 12, 2018

weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.

WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?

by B Cash October 18, 2019

Sword

Jimmy

My cumming Sword!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017