sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Squid muncher

An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy

That kid is such a fucking squid muncher fuck that kid

by Squidymiggidy June 7, 2023

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Squid

Harley Davidson owners who refuse to wear gear and post on bikes and beards Facebook page with illogical arguments for doing so.

That guys is a total squid.

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025

Deep fried squid pancakes

A spineless group of people with no morals or respect, whom lacks brain cells.

Look at those deep fried squid pancakes!!!

by GabeMasterCash December 26, 2017