Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."
by BeaverBruiser January 28, 2016
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Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.
by og2r July 12, 2021
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tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)
Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
by A kool nigga May 30, 2018
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Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.
by BluCru October 05, 2010
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A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.
Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.
by THE GPC July 11, 2016
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A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.
This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!
by GucciwitLV March 22, 2021
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A big (bimbo) that is pretty gay tbh and likes sucking down (slimy crocodiles)
Joe, being the squid of the group, asked Dabe if he like to have some fun.
by xXB1MB0Xx January 10, 2020
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