jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

jersey andrews

literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”

by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.

Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021

Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019