Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 26, 2018
by bubbachub297 April 28, 2023
In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.
- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 08, 2019
Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.
kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
by Unknown228:) February 04, 2021
From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.
Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.
False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.
False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.
Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
by General Pang Wang December 29, 2019
Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines
by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020