when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024

by thatsballing June 23, 2015

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

When something is fucked by a tiny grey cock attached to a lanky twat that knows fuck all about everything
by Bellends inc June 5, 2025

by esrdtfgyuhijo March 1, 2018

by Partyblook March 23, 2025

A good friend who has your back, A Dean loves younger lady's and is an excellent wingman, Dean is a funny man, very intelligent and sharp ,often his sarcasm is so advanced people don't realise he is taking the piss out of them. Dean will always get the lady and will fight for his mates. A leader.
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
