uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 18, 2013

Guvnuh cake

British slang for pot brownies.

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.

by ZoneChaos February 07, 2018

worm cake

Something at appears nice or fun on the surface, but underneath is scary/terrifying/disgusting/spoopy.

FNAF world seemed innocent enough, but upon playing it, I realized it was just a worm cake.

by EonOverdrive December 25, 2016

fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour

fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018

donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 06, 2009

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 10, 2017