Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
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by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015
Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
by MRSkinnyP3n15 April 27, 2018
The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 03, 2019
And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players
by Herh September 16, 2017