The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
Get the Brandonmug.