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Bagel with nutella

by Edsva October 20, 2018
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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo
"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."
by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
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bagel eater

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.
by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022
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Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
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Bagel Boy

The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.
Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
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Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
by [Worries] January 22, 2020
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bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.
Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022
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