SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.

Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.

Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming

by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017