by You Got 0wned July 25, 2011

Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
by Aaron Vander October 24, 2011

Noun- A girl that can make anyone's day better just talking to them. Someone who really knows how to have fun and can always find the good in something unfortunate. Never a bad influence, always insightful, and has great advice. If you don't know her, you should get to know her. she's cute :) hahahahahahaha <333333
by HOLYMILKBREATH March 7, 2009

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
by Zombie Josh April 7, 2010

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.
by -Brent:) January 8, 2011
