cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 29, 2020

Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021

Chicken Jockey

A sex move where the shorter person rides the bigger person and the bigger person crawls whilst being ridden by the shorter person.

David was the Chicken Jockey when we had sex

by AleczanderRichterian April 17, 2025

Chicken Jockey

Stupid things that people get hyped and cry vigorously in the theater when they Chicken Jockey in the movie Minecraft Movie. And some crazy teenagers throw their popcorn when it appears on the screen. It's pretty messed up.

Screen: "Chicken Jockey on the box arena"
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!

by catty box April 22, 2025

Chicken jockey

A trend where people begin cheering and throwing random objects when Jack Black (in A Minecraft Movie) says chicken jockey

Video Poster: We got kicked out because of Chicken Jockey, I dont know why they had to ruin our fun.
Movie Theatre Manager: Because we have our fucking rights and nobody wants to clean up after the shit ton of popcorn and other stuff you threw.

by Nobody’s here? Huh, that’s odd April 10, 2025

sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything

sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey

by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011

Chicken Jockey

A humorous phrase uttered by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" (2025)

Garret: You want me to fight the chicken?
*Crate lowers slowly and releases a baby Zombie*
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY.

by craysilver April 30, 2025