The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

guitar hero god

more commonly reffered to as "kristen" or a person that is extremely good at the game "guitar hero.

boy that guitar hero god is sure rocking this place up with her amazing skills.

by K Pi May 29, 2011

Lip Guitar

lip guitar means kissing, making out, any type of kissing basically

"Hey, wanna play lip guitar?"

"Hell yeah I do!"

by Minty! March 16, 2024

Guitar Hero Mix-up

When you get two songs mixed up because they were both playable in a Guitar Hero game.

Person 1: Did you know the theme song from Top Gear is based on a Rush song?
Person 2: Don't you mean Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band?
Person 1: Your right, that was a Guitar Hero mix-up.

by ThulsaDoom July 13, 2010

Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

by Hurricane Dorian June 21, 2022

Manzano Technique (Guitar)

The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.

Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!

by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 15, 2022

Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

by Shaggyray January 12, 2011