Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.

The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.

by Hockey junky May 17, 2018

greasy little pinky

An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am

"You greasy little pinky" said the boy to his german teacher.

by Candy October 2, 2003

greasy big mac

A nicer term for a disgusting person, a greasy Big Mac has a certain Odor about them.

Yuck that girl is a greasy Big Mac
Ew she washes her hair in canola oil
Did she bathe in the deep fryer?

by Ohyeahnagood January 16, 2018

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016