grass cutting cherry popping

the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of sexual intercourse.

i went out grass cutting cherry popping last night

by the lone sexer February 25, 2010

Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.

kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020

grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015

Wind on the Buffalo Grass

Not dissimilar to a people without a history.

A People without a history is like wind on the Buffalo grass. - Siouz nation proverb

by ^-^ SexxiChic December 24, 2005

get it before the grass grows

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

by Can nana da April 30, 2008

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005