by Daddyeatr69 October 15, 2020
Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 30, 2024
The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021
by atarirob2 June 13, 2017
When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.
The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.
by TreNotCool March 23, 2019
1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
by ||tom|| December 13, 2006