Family Guy

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy

by A Female CEO August 20, 2017

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Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.

A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!

by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018

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Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.

My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

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Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

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herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.

I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.

by a happy herp February 3, 2020

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family celebrity

The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.

Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...

You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.

Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.

You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.

by SpecialistoftheStrange March 29, 2020

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