by DDDuluth November 17, 2011
hes such a skibidi toilet garten of banban only in ohio baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne gold digger prank part 4 omega nugget sigam gedagidegadagadago wenomechainsama only in ohio, griddying at 3am scary skibidi among us meal, sus gyatt imposter only in ohio
by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024
People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.
by Whatyouegg November 09, 2017
When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 07, 2023
One whose academic success is derived from their Gluck Gluck 9000 abilities performed upon their college professors. These talented, miraculously gifted individuals provide their brain in a manner that contrasts with how an actually studious person would. In other words, the college equivalency to a gold-digger.
“Did you hear that Bethany got an A in organic chemistry?”
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
by JammyJam420 September 17, 2021
A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy
'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'
by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017
by Humble rebel November 22, 2024