by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012
Get the Cougar Cheesemug. Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Cougarmug. by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
Get the Cougarmug. a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
Get the trophy cougarmug. 
Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.
Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 24, 2011
Get the cougar stripeingmug. boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
Get the cougar snatchmug.