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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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Tv Baby

Someone who was raised by the Television. Instead of the parents hireing a babysitter they plant the kid(s) in front of the television. In turn the tv raises the kid.
That boy is a TV baby. Dont they ever get out of the house top play with other kids?
by itsEViLDeDdotcom September 20, 2011
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Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
by Sherof December 23, 2019
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Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.
You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.
by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019
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Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.
A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.
by Kustid July 21, 2019
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318 baby

Someone born in the 318 area of louisiana. (Shreveport, West Monroe, Ruston)
"Hey where was you born?"
"Ima 318 baby nigga!!"
by Metalhead_S10_copenhagen May 24, 2016
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nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020
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