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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
mugGet the utensil slappedmug.

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
mugGet the sperm slapmug.

Genital Slapping

Yo dawg you been genital slapping with that girl?
by Zchow July 24, 2019
mugGet the Genital Slappingmug.

slap af

A person, food, or thing that sounds good, delicious, or strongly desired as fuck
by Peanut deah May 4, 2018
mugGet the slap afmug.

slap cheddar

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008
mugGet the slap cheddarmug.

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023
mugGet the Stratton Slapmug.

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks
that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!
by Jayyzee November 2, 2010
mugGet the llama slapmug.

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