1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
Get the the best friendsmug. A Best Friend is someone who's always there for you and is beside you no matter what. I've had plenty of so called Best Friends So glad I have one now who's funny, kind, attractive and so much more. A Best Friend is someone who is there for you and you in return. Someone who could never leave you and sometimes you catch feelings for each other or maybe just one of you that's fine but remember to have rules and stick by them.
My best friend is Matt he's always there for me I couldn't live without him. He's also really cheesy
by BigManStephen69 November 11, 2018
Get the Best Friendmug. 
Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. "You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. A word meaning; riches make you happier, possessions make you happier, a screen still being on without a person around.
by Thewrench August 30, 2021
Get the More for the bestmug. Is also known as 'Salad Dodger'. This is a person that attends a buffet and avoids the salad and heads straight for the mains - also known as a 'FAT BASTARD'. She is known to have hairy arm pits, and very unhygenic. The majority of the weight is distributed around the ass.
by Abdul Hanif January 1, 2012
Get the Hollie Bestmug.