team player

one who understands the importance of being a team player and participating as a team

Joey is not a team player.

by Johnny Pots October 24, 2010

Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.

Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"

by TGPFTW September 27, 2011

Team Stag

A crack commando stag hunting unit from Beaminster that were held hostage in the 6th form centre in 2004 for crimes against steel stags they did not commit. After promptly escaping from the maximum security 6th form, they now survive as soldiers of the legendary stag, still on the run from the stag police. They work for anyone who is in need of having a stag hunted or shagged and are innocent, hard-working people trying to make a living, and will usually do the job for free, even though they are supposedly "hired."

Consists of leader Colonel Nick B, Sergeant Nick H, Steve “seaban” P, Lieutenant Tubbsie, Captain Guy, Matt Mc, Danish Blaine

"If you have a stag problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: Team Stag”

by Tubber December 22, 2004

team damage

The process by which one team member of any given game either on accident, or on purpose, makes a move or uses a projectile to harm another team member/members removing anywhere from 1% to 99% of health or armor.

*player 1: (pulls out grenade; holds down trigger; slips off trigger) grenade thrown to team to commit team damage. (-6 points)

*player 2: (don't hurt your teammates!) 64% health
*player 3: (Cease fire!) 2% health
*player 4: (check your fire!) 45% health

*player 2 "how do I initiate a vote?"

by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

by Team Steam December 16, 2006

team pull

"Team Pull" (verb) a number of 3 or more males proceed to tongue a single female one after another. Very common over the last three years on various Greek Islands and in Hull.
may sometimes lead to group sex/gangbang.

"team pull?"

"we just team pulled the shit out of that slag!"

"We are gonna team pull you, we dont take no for an answer!"

by Hairy Gooche May 25, 2007

Team Tequila Jacks Rage

a large group of very cool people from Tequila Jacks, who spend their days raging "rage". They are very good friends, and very sexy too! Everybody wants a bit of Team TJ Rage!

The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.

Team Tequila Jacks Rage Member : Let's rage!

Non-member: Can I rage?

Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.

Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(

by Team TJ Rage Specialist July 23, 2012