douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023

Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.

Kent ate a doo-tart

by Doo-Tart March 8, 2009

Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.

Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!

by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020

toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet

Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

Pecan tart eaters

Derogatory term for Canadians.

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!

by dyjsy January 8, 2014

bitch tart

a bitch stuffed in a a giant truffle(torture porn)

get in the bitch tart cracker

by swordmasterg May 2, 2015