When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
by Redbaron June 02, 2020
by Dopeyopieone February 24, 2022
The opposite of a sugar daddy.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
Robbie: Aren't black people the worst?
Robbie: No, Do I look like a Gypsy Tart To you?
Robbie: You look more like a retard to me...
Robbie: No, Do I look like a Gypsy Tart To you?
Robbie: You look more like a retard to me...
by Joooooooooooooooooooooood May 07, 2017
Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023
Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
by HPdarealest August 18, 2015