non-tanner

Someone whose skin is unable to tan. Commonly used in a stealthy manner to thwart any catching-on by those being spoken of.

"There's so many fucking non-tanners here. WTF."

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

Pullin' a Tanner

When you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.

Friend: "Hey bro do you want to go to the mall?"
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."

by 9yearoldchainsmoker November 16, 2016

Tangers

Derived from the name of a clothing brand "wutang",used around the ballarat area.

definition: expression used to describe the socio-economic group of people that wear the brand- generally from the lower classes or people who like to dress rough'n'tuff.

There's a lot of Tangers around

Dam them crazy Tangers!

by Jill, Vic, Australia March 30, 2005

Tanner

Gay retarded fatass neckbeard skunk rapist, who fucks people of all ages with his inverted penis. Tanners are also a product of incest and don't mind fucking their parents.

See that fatass Tanner with his dick in a skunk over there?

by Fuckyoutanner69 September 23, 2019

tankersley

A large and/or glorious poop or poop session.

Dude, Carol left the nastiest tankersley in my bathroom the other day, fucking rocked.

by dtm5095 June 17, 2010

Tanner

Tanner is used as a synonym for the phrase 'Small Penis', it is often replaced to sound correct towards the person who is being refered to whilist insulting them in a polite manner. It is meant to be used only with people who are asian, because most often, people link the term 'Small Penis' & 'Asian' together.

Tom: Alright, here's my big ass asian Tanner, don't you just love it?

Sandra: Oh, gee, look at the time I think I have to go. Please put that Tanner away into your underwear before I puke in my mouth.

Tom: But, I'm asian, what did you expect!?

by TannerLikesItUpTheButt May 11, 2009

tanner

somebody from the far east, loves kebabs

that boy looks like a right tanner

by tom bancroft April 2, 2007