taking a grieb

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.

"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"

by Batman89 December 27, 2007

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

take a ganster

to take a very large poop

Man, I gotta take a ganster

by Crusty91015 September 30, 2008

Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018

Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

by Madame Madie February 5, 2012