spooky scary skeletal system

Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column

Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!

by CheesyChasay November 15, 2018

5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.

I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

space launch system

huge ass rocket by nasa, uses 2 giant boosters and 4 weird small engines which shoot out hot gas and won't fly till like 2023

"So, sir, when do you expect the Space Launch System to launch?"

" "

"Ah, shit, here we go again."

by RiceOfCourse June 27, 2022

hydrology system

deep conditioning of jizz in your hair deprived from your male partner when making a home porn video!

"Cindey loves my hydrology system!" says her paper boy tommy

by vikky August 6, 2003

B system

A level of "b's" standing for the word bitch to describe the level of how much you hate someone. The levels go from B.1-B.9. If someone is ultimately gay they are called a "C" which stands for cunt because its the most offensive word in the english language I hear.

Michsa from Wal-Mart is a B.7.

Maggie's B level was elevated to B.4 when she wouldn't suck my rag.

You're acting like a C today.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

the system

Anything that is blamed when something goes wrong and cannot be solved, or simply when someone is just too lazy to move his ass to do some work specially in an organization or public service.

Banker1: Hi Paula, what's wrong,
Banker2: Hi, I broke my neck with Andy, we had a tough night yesterday.

chitchat continues..... few minutes later a customer comes

Customer: Hi, I need to withdraw 2k$ please.
Banker2:...Well unfortunately we cannot perform your query right now
Customer:Why?
Banker2: Because the system is down, come back tomorrow please.
Customer: FUCK THE SYSTEM.

by Systen January 2, 2017

The Worst System Ever Made

I think its the Atari 5400, or one of those later Atari consoles.

I'll have an Atari 2100, please.

by Zach G. June 11, 2006