sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.

George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.

by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005

Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011

sperl

The watery like discharge from a squirtable Ketchup bottle that has not been previously used.

"oh man, i squeezed SPERL all over my hamburger!!"

by Renée R July 6, 2006

SPERMSPONGE

a slut who lets every guy cum in her, or she swallows every cum shot, and never says no.

Ann won't make a good girlfriend because she is a spermsponge, and everyone knows it!

by chino cochino August 29, 2006

mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB

Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.

This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.

by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A guy/girl who gets used as a cum receptacle for another man's jizz. Usually will be the recipient of anal sex administered by their dad or cousin. Someone who loves sperm.

Vitale became Red's sperm dumpster after the girl kicked him to the curb.

Vitale, Get the fuck out from in front of my new car you fat sperm dumpster i wouldnt let you ride in it if you paid me.

by trasmania June 12, 2008