Simp

A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so

Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp

by xNecrome April 1, 2020

Simp

A person, usually by the name of David, who will drop to his knees and do anything at any woman's command.

Ay, why the hell was Jack being such a simp? You'd think his name was David or some shit.

by TruthspeakerSimpkiller April 3, 2020

simp

simp-to fall for someone, to be a mega gentleman/woman for someone, to do anything for a person that you love/really like, to risk it all for someone

I think I’m simping over this girl! That guy is definitely a simp

by isa24 April 4, 2020

Simp

All Ishaan's and Rohan's.

Ishaan doesn't know what a simp is smh.

by vishnu himself April 7, 2020

simp

being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.

brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.

by bruhlmao April 7, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020