Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Shrek

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

shrek is god

by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023

Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.

Ogres are like onions -Shrek

by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022

Shrek

God.

Shrek is god.

by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek

The reason why we live, our lord and savior

Shrek is love Shrek is life

by I made over one definition June 23, 2021

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020