An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
Get the Toilet Seat mug.A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
Get the Orphan Seat mug.When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
by frogggdogg November 10, 2021
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Get the Ku-seat mug.The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
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Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly
Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly
by British fooker May 14, 2019
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