Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
by JackFrogs December 10, 2021
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glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 08, 2009
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Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day
After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.
by Dusk32 March 13, 2019
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Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.
Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.
by DeWang October 10, 2019
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Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.
Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad
by Nickthestick200 March 05, 2018
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Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.
by CITYBOY MADMAX July 22, 2017
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summer salad

The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"
by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017
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