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Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).
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Fogle's Revenge

An offshoot of "Montezuma's Revenge"; Fogle's Revenge (Named after Jared Fogle, the old spokesperson for Subway turned child predator) is the stomach ache inducing diarrhea the morning after consuming a Subway sandwich, usually caused by their meats going bad.
"Dude, I don't think I'll ever eat at Subway again."
"How come?"
"The morning after, I had the worst case of Fogle's Revenge. Never again."

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

the tenth book in the Captain Underpants series created by Dav Pilkey. It was published on January 15, 2013
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