retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 9, 2008

fuckin' retard

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.

Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017

retard strength

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.

Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"

by Retard Joe December 22, 2006

Intelligent Retard

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.

Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!

by Ann8424 July 19, 2010

Retarded Jeremiah

Just like the term "silly billy" except its longer to say and it does not rhyme. You can use this in most situations even if the person in question is right.

Dude 1: Is that a car
Dude 2: Nah dude its a tree stop being such dam retarded jeremiah!!!!

or:
Dude1: Is that a tree?
Dude2: (even though it is a tree) Nah dude dont be such a dam retarded jeremiah!!!!

by Mooza September 6, 2005

Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

by jcbailaz October 30, 2011

Turbo Retard

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

by Admiral Doot Doot June 15, 2021