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Purple Thunder

Herpes or a nickname for someone with herpes.
That girl has the Purple Thunder. Or she has the Thunder.
by Dayton Vegas April 26, 2010
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Purple Stuff

A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc.

The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian Root (10MG), and L-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation.

With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "energy drink" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or Monster. Purple Stuff contains no caffeine.

The drink comes in three flavors. A grape flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor.

The valerian root can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in grape. The lemon-lime is surprisingly smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between.

The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy alternative drinks such as this.
Purple Stuff comes in purple and white 16OZ cans. The can itself is packaged to appeal to nerdy, pseudo drug-users. Most people have too much shame to actually drink it, and others would probably feel embarassed holding it in the store. All of which is too bad, as some professional text and a dark-colored can would make this could-be, legitimate drink accessible.

Yes. You can drink two or three of these and catch a buzz.
Here are some things to keep in mind and try for optimal results.

- Drink Purple Stuff after not sleeping for 24 (+) hours.
- Drink Purple Stuff on an empty stomach.
- Drink Purple Stuff after a meal.
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are well-rested and sober
- Drink Purple Stuff and smoke a bowl of weed.
- Drink Purple Stuff then drink a 16OZ energy drink
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are happy
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are anxious
- Drink Purple Stuff when down/depressed for any reason
- Drink Purple Stuff and go straight to bed
- Drink Purple Stuff and meditate
- Drink Purple Stuff and play video games

Purple Stuff can be purchased with food stamps, though it has "vitamins and supplements" in it - a reason energy drinks such as Monster and Rockstar aren't accessible by such means.
by jfjfjfjfjf October 6, 2011
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Purple bitch

The ultimate insult, also known to induce high amounts of confusion
Yeah, well, your just a...a...a.. a big purple bitch!
by Sulli December 8, 2005
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Purple Tea Bag

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."
by FallOfHaVok October 30, 2008
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Purple Walrus

Last night, that guy whipped out his massive purple walrus.
by Dejavu42 February 12, 2009
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Purple People Beaters

SEIU members who dress in purple shirts and are paid and bussed to various locations to shout down and beat up people with views that oppose what they are told to think.

SEIU (Service Employees International Union)
If they push back (try to give opposite view) We will push back twice as hard I am dispatching my purple people beaters(in other words my supporters)
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purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.
by Laverne Terres July 23, 2008
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