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gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.
"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."
by casserole42069 May 8, 2017
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pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.
Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."
by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018
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Purple headed people puker

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"
by I have 3 testicles November 1, 2018
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Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Making good on her pact with Satan, Angela Aberdeen's tortured and vomit-soaked soul descends into Hell. But Satan is not finished with her yet - He has more suffering planned for his ravaged slave. Angela is sent back up to the surface to stalk and destroy yet another victim. Her return initiates the emergence of a new Angela who is steadily and painfully infected with the Devil's Curse. An appalling metamorphosis befalls the chosen young victim as she is racked by bulimia, and subjected to the dark, forbidden secrets of incest of abuse. Slowly, the two Angelas merge into one Perfect Child of Satan and descend to an eternity of suffering in Hell.
There's one scene where a man cuts a pregnant woman's stomach open, takes out to baby, spits on it, vomits on it, then puts it in a blender, blends it, then drinks it just to vomit AGAIN.
Bro, I watched Slow Torture Puke Chamber last night, my mind is messed up now.
by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022
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puketastic

Describing a large amount of food...associating with gorging. utterly awesome to the point of yacking or to the point of feeling the need to yack.
I ate ice cream, then a twinkie, some chips, then some beef jerky and i felt PUKETASTIC
by Angela and Gail December 4, 2005
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Bike Pikey

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another anon again April 9, 2006
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pikeys

2 words sums this up! Ben Priestley
by pikey November 4, 2003
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