sticky date pudding

Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.

Damn, that sticky date pudding was the shit

by Geeza123 September 30, 2009

sex pudding

A pudding made using special ingredients from a rare and mystical flower which has no name and is only harvestable once every 75 years. The pudding is a powerful aphrodesiac when combined with the components of the flower.

"The senior citizens didn't quite know what to do after they had unwittingly eaten the sex pudding"

by talzek July 7, 2006

pudding

phrase used to refer to a situation that has become awkward, in reference to Michael Scott saying it in the pilot episode of "The Office"

(After Dwight finds his stapler in Jell-O)

Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been you're biggest flan.

Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.

Michael: Pudding...trying to think of something to say with pudding...

by xer0warning June 9, 2009

the proof is in the pudding

A phrase that, when uttered, instantly identifies the speaker as being incredibly stupid and illiterate.

The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.

This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.

Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)

REPUBLICAN: There's nothing bad about burning coal for energy! It's "clean coal!" The proof is in the pudding!

PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.

by Faye Kname March 22, 2010

Puddi

Puddi is a new form of illegal drug, which is sometimes laced in with marijuana and other narcotics. In many cases of people using puddi laced drugs someone has died due to the toxicity of the drug. No one is quite sure where it was first created but police are starting to crack down due to fire and small explosions happening where puddi is made. In one scene the police noted that the accidents could be worse because the people who were making it were using very volatile ingredients.

Hey, did you here about that kid up North, his friends bought some weed that had puddi in it and he died in like right after smoking it.

by trigsim December 8, 2010

buttercrotch pudding

The creamy vaginal discharge accompanying sexual arousal

"Yummy!" he said, grabbing a spoon and helping himself to a heaping dollop of buttercrotch pudding.

by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 12, 2005

fire pudding

explosive diarrhea that fucking burns yo bughole so bad you need a cold washcloth to clean up yo ass sometimes leaves shit stars

god damn that red ass chili from batemans gived me a mean case of fire pudding. go get me some ice cream

by slingblade November 29, 2003