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penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.
Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018
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Penny

A Penny is a coin worth $0.01 in the US Market. This is the best analogy I can give to describe a girl I love named "Penny." She's truly a special 1 out of 100 percent out there, she's the kind of person that you really wouldn't expect to be good acquaintances with. Penny's are surprisingly sweet, given how in my case they seem to have the world kick them down no matter what, yet they still stand. Penny's don't view you as just some person, if they open up to you they'll be nice to you no matter where you stand like being on great terms like me. Penny is one of those people that have the same effect on people as a magnet around anything medal, she can attract people with their charm of being super likeable, while being far more than just a pretty face. She's also pretty damn smart and upbeat despite feeling like she should really be on a throne above everyone else, she doesn't look at anyone or herself as being "Superior." My Favorite Part about her and other Penny's though is the simple fact of them offering so much more to the table, they seem to (again from my experience) have more untapped potential than even they realize themselves. Whether you are good friends, best friends, an amazing family member or even that special soulmate, a penny is certainly worth more than what they see in themselves.
"Penny and I are good friends." "Man I wish that girl Penny would notice me."
by mroneway23 January 30, 2020
mugGet the Pennymug.

100 pennies

A way to get a small line of cocaine from a drug dealer in elementary school.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'
by S Penny August 17, 2022
mugGet the Penny - Wankmug.

Penny's Gambit

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.
Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.
by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022
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Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.
Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling
by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022
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penny anderson

Load, random and straight up and say it hpw it is. Love her or hate her she doesn't care.
by Loyd mouth January 23, 2018
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