Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 25, 2017
TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
by Mikool77 July 05, 2023
by BakerOutpost November 17, 2019
A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 17, 2014
Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner
by Prairie Pineapple January 05, 2022
by Pattycakester March 01, 2017
by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021