The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.
Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?
Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.
Kirk: Sounds like it...
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Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.
Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.
Kirk: Sounds like it...
....
Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.
Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Threat Level Midight May 23, 2010
A beach girl is- a girl you can describe as being like a beach...like the beach this is a girl who will let just about anyone lay on her. she often smells like fish, is usailly full of crabs and at the end of the day you always wish you had put on my protection because of a new burning sensation...
by dcoatg17931793 December 24, 2010
A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.
Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.
It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.
It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.
by Parole Violator. June 17, 2011
by MikeH March 23, 2004
Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
by three1ohhh March 22, 2009
The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.
by PnkRckPrncssLM December 17, 2006
The Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place, now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is.
by Cab_Zapata January 10, 2008