Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown

Scott Brows a Nonce you know

by Ket Addict February 17, 2020

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 8, 2023

Nonce

Mark O’Brien is a nonce

A nonce is mark O’Brien

by TopSlammer September 8, 2020

Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

nonce

The uk slang for a paedophile or child rapist

That mans deffo a nonce stylll

by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021