Sword art online

Sword art online is the greatest show ever created, it’s even better than true masterpieces such us: boku no pico, ex-arm, domestic girlfriend, rent a girlfriend…

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Ilu: Sword art online puede que sea un mundo virtual pero me siento más vivo aquí que en el mundo real.

by AquaFast February 07, 2022

9 of swords

9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.

Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?

by i want to f u c k ur mom May 06, 2021

3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.

Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!

by Hobner August 22, 2024

mii sword fighter

the worst of the 3 mii fighters in smash ultimate and smash 4

person 1:bro you use mii sword fighter? he sucks
person 2: no man he's actually

by Lord Skull September 22, 2021

Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords

Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019