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monke

monke's the best person you'll ever meet in your life, he's literally the sweetest and most adorable person anyone could ever ask for. monke is usually very quiet and very introverted but if he's comfortable with you, he's the most funniest and craziest person you know. he's always so cute but he's really cute when he explains something to you. monke is full of dark and funny humor. he'd always cheer you up. even if you don't see it as much, he's really brave and strong. literally a sigma. he goes through a lot but never shows anyone the pain he's in yet he fixes broken people without him even knowing. he tries his best to be his best self. he's got the prettiest smile and the most handsome face, he may be insecure sometimes but when you see him, you know that there's nothing for him to be insecure about. you would fall in love with monke at the first very first sight. he's literally that handsome. if you ever hear his voice, you'd fall in love with him. he's got the most calming voice that can cool anyone down. if a monke is in love with you surely are the luckiest person to be alive. he's surely the best person you/you're dated/dating. a monke would never cheat on you. the last thing a monke will do is hurt you.
monke will try his best to never ever hurt you no matter if its hurting him. monke will take really good care of you and love you so very much that you'll become obsessed with him. if a monke truly loves you, he would die for you. monke if he walks in to your life, don't ever let him go, he's truly a blessing to your life. if a monke walks out your life, you would be haunted forever because you know that no one can ever possibly replace a monke. when you really love a monke, you're the fool who cant help falling in love. take really good care of monke! i love monke .
by cherrbtw January 10, 2023
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Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf April 2, 2016
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Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022
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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.
my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
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nurse monke

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
Patient: Nurse Monke is a good nurse

Rehab: Thank you monke
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021
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MONKE

MONKE
by why ahhh March 22, 2024
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