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Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
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Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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Monke

Another term to refer to as a monkey. Preferably use monke over monkey.
Praise The allmighty monke .
by ilovemonkes March 16, 2021
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Monke

WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER
YO CALEB FINALLY GOT SOME MONKE AT DA PARTY.

WADE GET DA MOST MONKE
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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monke

giga monke (monke)
i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.
by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023
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Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.
broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying
by Darkbo i May 4, 2023
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