midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.

Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.

by Onehole June 26, 2021

Midnight Dog

When a female gets oral sex preformed on her while eating a hotdog.

It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.

If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!

by Irottram June 4, 2021

midnight spaghetti

When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.

Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!

by KiwisDictionary July 1, 2021

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

midnight brew

A bottle of urine generally occurring from a late night piss when one is too tired to make it to the restroom, and/or a long car ride; a drink that duck drinks

Man ducks sippin on his midnight brew
I made some dank midnight brew last night.

by Duckdagawd July 25, 2021