Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Midget

I SMALL LITTLE SCRUB

BOB IS A MIDGET BOB IS SMALL

by Jimmy1% October 27, 2017

The Midget Clan

A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.

The government had to call The Midget Clan to defeat Israel.

by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023

Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.

Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night

by Toadtsool October 22, 2023

Midget

Kaitlyn

Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace

by The midget writer October 23, 2019