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by caleb mattasoni November 17, 2022
Get the matthew macemug. Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...
by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 30, 2018
Get the matthew beattiemug. A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018
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Get the Matthew sandwichmug. You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.
by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016
Get the matthew larsonmug.