Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.
He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt
by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019
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matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.
by emma moscherosch August 30, 2008
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matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear
"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"
by high hill lil February 22, 2009
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Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass
Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission
by Jonathan Boothby February 05, 2008
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Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022
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matt leeds

A man that respects women.
by #BM June 13, 2018
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Matt Lethaby

Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.
Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night

Yeh bro

Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby
by Queerdoggydog June 27, 2019
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